sodamnrelatable:

For every guy of the week, they’re like,

“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”

And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,

“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”

icanbeyourselalaxo:

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WE CAN GO BRII^GHTAAHHHHH

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